KURT SCHNEIDER

Kurt Andrew Schneider is a director from Detroit, Michigan. That’s a lie, he grew up about 40 minutes north of the city, but who’s ever heard of Lake Orion. He has a 6'11" wingspan and obnoxiously large feet. Kurt enjoys being tall, but he can never fully enjoy his view at concerts because he feels bad for the people behind him. In college, he was an All-American in Track and Field, where he got a scholarship to literally jump over a stick. He also did stand-up one time (video) and got 3rd place in a talent show on a family cruise (no video).